Ranking the Ships: THE ACTUAL VERSION THIS TIME (A guest post by Nicki Chapelway)
Hey, everyone, it is Nicki from the blog Myths, Magic, and Madness here to discuss Faith's Assassins' War series, more specifically and importantly the ships of this series. I am rating these ships from my last favorite to favorite, a risky move since I know I don't have the most popular shipping opinion but oh well.
Coming in the very last of all the last places we have...Claresma (Clarence and Esma)
I see we are starting right off with an unpopular opinion, but yeah. The much shipped and cherished Claresma is an abomination in my opinion. I never shipped it even once, not even at the very beginning of the book when it was just Clarence and Esma. I even would have preferred Esma and Derek to this and it isn't even a thing so... yeah.
The only reason this is actually above Claresma is because I shipped it once in theory long before I ever read the book or knew much of anything about the series. Since then I have seen how problematic this pairing is. They are too good of friends to ever be a romantic pairing. Besides Kara is bonkers, and Derek is sweet and perfect and she would probably drive him to an early grave.
Burashna and Amara
[I kind of doubt I'll ever draw these two but we'll see...]
Marnathel (Martin + Bernathel)
[The only drawing I have of these two has a spoilery quote on it so...eventually this shall be remedied]
This one is easy to ship because it is canon from the beginning of the book. But also all the yeses these two are perfect together and that is all.
Elensha and T-Man
[no art of these either]
The ship that I know I shouldn't ship and yet do. These two are nasty and they deserve each other, and I also feel like if they could have only been happy together so many problems could have been avoided, but honestly I can't say anymore because spoilers. So yeah I should't ship it but also I do because they are perfect for each other and they should have seen it.
Cilldon (Cilla + Kizdon)
MY BAABBBBIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! The only person more precious then the MC Esma here, is my son Rishatta, the soft sweet precious absolutely amazing abused and under loved darling. They deserve each other and happiness together. Fight me.
Deranna (Derek + Anna)
[Nicki forced me to draw this picture. Basically she just screamed at me until I gave in. So.]
*shakes head* What do you think of Nicki's assessments? Comment below and tell her and me what you think. And be sure to head over to HER BLOG and check out MY rankings of her ships!
19 comments
I think many things of this assessment but nothing I can comment here since I know everything basically and that would spoil sooooo many people. But don't worry Nicki, I'm coming for you in our private chat. 😼
ReplyDeletemwahahahaaaaaaa
DeleteI need to read her booksssss *cries* Then, and only then, will I be able to fight you.
ReplyDelete*whispers* SOOOOOON
DeleteI can't really agree or disagree with any of this since I haven't read the books, but this was hilarious. xD
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xD Glad you liked!
DeleteOkay but that picture of Derek and Anna is PERFECT and AMAZING and I don't know why I love it so much but I just do XD
ReplyDelete*zips lips* I can't comment on this
Delete*sits back and waits for the ship wars to begin*
ReplyDeleteThis was great, Nicki. XD I am leaving no comment, however . . . ;)
*smirks and rubs hands together*
DeleteThe pictures you did for my top three ships are the best and that's the truth XD
ReplyDelete*coughs* Now they all have one are you still attesting to this
DeleteESHATTA FOREVER!!!!!! Thank you for saying it, Nicki!!! Those two are my OTP. <3
ReplyDelete*whistles innocently*
DeleteOoooooh man, this post. XDDD This was true gold. Even if I, ah, don't 100% agree with it. *cough, cough, cough* My main thing is... DERIANA FOREVERRRR. I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP. ALSO ESHATTA. YES. ALWAYS.
ReplyDeleteThese comments are SO hard to reply to *cackles* I WILL SAY NOTHING
DeleteWell then. That was something. XD
ReplyDeleteBUT YESSSSS ESHATTAAAAAAAA <33333
Also I am SO intrigued about Cilla! SO INTRIGUED.
Lila, Lila, Lila smh xD
DeleteSo I'm glad I'm not the only one who ships Eshatta!
ReplyDeleteHello, friends! Do make yourselves comfortable and stay for a while--I'd love to chat with you! I simply ask that you keep it clean. :)